The Twelve Days of Yuletide (on my Hilltop Funny Farm)

12 cat boxes to clean
11 holiday parties
10 cockatiel feathers (on the floor)
9 porch icicles
8 kitty hairballs
7 extra pounds
6 crazy chickens
5 broken appliances
4 dirty nest boxes
only 3 eggs a week
2 quarts of eggnog
And a corgi drinking water from the tree

Love your version! All the critters get into the holiday act.