I Adulted! A Morning After Tax Deadline Triumphant Oratorio

I Adulted!
A Morning after tax deadline tribute sung to the tune of the Halleluiah Chorus

*My apologies to George Frideric Handel

 

 

 

 

 

I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!
I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!

Filed just before the midnight deadline
I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!
Filed just before the midnight deadline
I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!
Filed just before the midnight deadline
I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!

I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!
I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!
Filed just before the midnight deadline
I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!

Filed just before the midnight deadline
(I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!)
I Adulted!

The evil schedule C
I have slain
I am now triumphant
Over tax forms
Over tax forms

And I won’t have to do this till next year
And I won’t have to do this till next year
And I won’t have to do this till next year

And I won’t have to do this till next year

The IRS can just go bite me I Adulted! I Adulted!
You got my money but not my soul I Adulted! I Adulted!
The IRS can just go bite me I Adulted! I Adulted!
You got my money but not my soul I Adulted! I Adulted!
The IRS can just go bite me I Adulted! I Adulted!
Hey IRS
You can just go and bite me

No penalty
No penalty
No penalty
IRS
I have escaped your trap for one more year

I stayed up late well past my bedtime
Did the right thing I Adulted! I Adulted!
I feel like crap and need lots of coffee

IRS can go bite me
IRS can go bite me
I feel like crap and need lots of coffee

but it was worth with, it was worth it so very worth it
(IRS can go bite me)

I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted! I Adulted!
I Adulted!

 


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